Full disclosure: I don’t like dogs.*

No, I didn’t have a traumatic dog experience as a child.

Yes, I grew up in a (mostly) pet-less household (we had a steady stream of cockatiels, but I don’t know if birds really count since they’re usually contained in one space and make minimal mess).

No, even if I met your dog — which is the sweetest, quietest, friendliest, most-well-behaved, non-sheddingest dog the whole world has ever had the privilege of knowing— I STILL wouldn’t like dogs.

Yes, I love babies. They’re really not the same thing.

I’m generally just not much of a pet fan.

But BUNNIES. I think bunnies are almost the same thing as babies. And this one just kills me. His head looks gigantic! He’s a mess! And he looks all vulnerable and “Don’t look at me.” He is the cutest thing I’ve ever seen (ok, not including babies).

I could live happily in a house overrun with bunnies. 

*I’m not heartless. Some dogs are really quite adorable - there have even been a few cases where an adorable puppy made me melt. And I care about them as fellow living things. I just don’t want to pet your dog, and I really hate when he jumps on me so please just control your animal.

(via wishingskiesofblue)